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(man on speaker phone)
'Hello,
this is Helmut Jorgensen'
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'from the Nobel Prize
Foundation.'
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'I'm calling to inform
Mr. Bugs Bunny'
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'that he has been awarded
the Nobel Prize..'
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[automated]
'Message deleted.'
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(Tina)
'Daffy, Tina.'
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'Just reminding you,
tomorrow's date night.'
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'Don't forget to make re..'
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[automated]
'Message deleted.'
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(Porky)
'Hey, guys. It's Porky.'
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'I'm in kind of an emergency,
and I..'
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[automated]
'Message deleted.'
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- 'End of messages.'
- Anything important?
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Nope.
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[grunting]
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I c-can't hold on much longer!
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[grunts and screams]
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[theme music]
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[instrumental music]
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Wow. I'm glad
you're okay, Porky.
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But you know,
next time that happens
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you really should call someone.
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[doorbell rings]
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Oh, got to go.
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beep
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[vehicle departing]
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"Sweden?"
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- What's that?
- Huh.
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I guess I won the Nobel Prize.
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What's the Nobel Prize?
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An award given to those
who have made
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the greatest contributions
to the betterment of humanity.
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Oh, the betterment of humanity!
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That's why I haven't won one.
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I wonder
where I should put it.
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Ugh, you're gonna display it?
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That's so tacky, so showy.
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Have a little decorum.
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What about that thing?
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This?
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Oh, this is a major award.
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World's greatest daughter?
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Do you know how many daughters
there are in the world?
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Millions.
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And I, "Sandra Sanchez"
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am the world's greatest.
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Now get your own shelf.
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[sighs]
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Here's your shelf.
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You know,
for an additional 20 bucks
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we'd be happy to
install it for you.
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Twenty dollars?
To install a shelf?
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I won a Nobel Prize!
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I think I can put up
my own shelf.
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thud
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Looks secure.
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Hmm. I guess
I need to find a stud.
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[tapping]
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Ah. Here we go.
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Yep. That's the stud
right there.
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crack
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Guess that wasn't a stud.
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You guys have anything
to fill in
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a couple of tiny,
little holes?
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Barely anything.
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- You mean spackle?
- Yeah, spackle.
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Some people call it spackle.
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Aisle 19.
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You havin' trouble
puttin' up that shelf?
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What? No.
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I put that up no problem.
Just hammered it right in there.
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Hammered?
You used a drill, right?
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Of course.
Drilled it right in there.
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Are the drills
anywhere near the spackle?
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Well, the award will cover that.
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[whirring]
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[doorbell rings]
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Oh. Hi, Tina.
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Hey. Picking up Daffy.
Date night.
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- Oh, is that a Timmel?
- Huh? Oh, yeah.
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That's my brand, Timmel.
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Is that what you said, Timmel?
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- What you working on?
- Just putting up a shelf.
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[whirring and clanking]
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- Oh, that doesn't sound good.
- It's fine.
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- I'm sure I just hit a stud.
- That's not a stud.
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You either hit your junction box
or a water pipe.
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Thanks for your help. But I
think I know what I'm doing.
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I mean, I won the Nobel Prize.
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[whirrs and clanks]
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There, see?
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(Daffy)
What happened to the water?
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Guess it was your water pipe.
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- What are you doing here?
- Date night. Remember?
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Isn't that why
you're in the shower?
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What? No. I got peanut butter
all over my back.
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When's the water
gonna come back on?
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Well, first, he's got
to remove the drywall.
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Saw off the damaged pipe,
and put on a slip coupler.
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'Then, he's going to
replace the drywall'
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spray the texture on,
and paint it.
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I could do it for you, but it
would take a couple of days.
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A couple of days? I can't go
without a shower for that long!
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Since when do you take
so many showers?
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It's the principle.
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If I'm gonna
pay rent somewhere
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then I want
everything to work.
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You don't pay rent.
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And I won't.
Not until that's fixed.
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Now where am I supposed to live?
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They won't let me
back at the Y.
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Long story.
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I guess you could stay with me.
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I don't think so. Not until
there's a ring on this finger.
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[hissing]
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Here. Looks like you're
going to need this.
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Hey. My eyes are up here.
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(Daffy)
Thanks for letting me
stay here, Porky.
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It will be fun,
it can get kind of lonely
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l-living in this
big old house by myself.
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Well, t-this
is the guest bedroom.
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Great. I'm sure you'll be
very comfortable here.
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[instrumental music]
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You get that shelf up?
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Shelf? Ha ha ha.
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You must have me confused
with somebody else.
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I'm a totally different
customer.
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Never been here before.
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- Just the saw?
- Uh, yeah.
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Oh, I-I'm also going to
need a...slip coupler.
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Oh. You got
a cracked water pipe?
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Oh, yeah. Heh.
You know how that goes.
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The water was pouring out
when I left.
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You mean, you didn't
shut off the water main?
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[screaming]
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Keep the change!
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crash
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Congratulations!
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Lola, I got to get inside
and shut off the water main.
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Whatever that is.
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Winning the Nobel Prize?
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- That's amazing!
- Lola, move it!
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I mean, no bells.
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None. I can't live
without bells.
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[jangling]
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I think my house is flooded!
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Wow! Someone wins
the Nobel Prize
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and thinks they're pretty hot.
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Well, guess what?
You're not, alright?
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All you did was not
have a bell, okay?
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Anyone could do that.
I could totally do that.
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Who am I kidding? No I can't.
Bells are so fun!
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[jangling]
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What's going on, man?
I was taking a nap.
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I almost drowned!
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I was trying to put up a shelf
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and I drilled
into a water pipe.
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Why didn't you just pay
someone to put it up for you?
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- I don't get it.
- I won the Nobel Prize.
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I think I can put up a shelf.
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Oh, the Nobel Prize, huh?
What did you get it for?
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Making bad decisions?
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[jangling]
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Speedy,
what are you doing here?
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I live here.
Or at least I used to.
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Wait a minute.
You live in Bugs' house?
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Don't you own a restaurant?
Can't you afford your own place?
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Mm. Probably.
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Speedy, we're adults, okay?
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Adults live on their own.
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- Where do you live?
- With my parents.
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They gave me these bells!
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knock knock
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What's up?
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Oh, I was just gonna
do some laundry.
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So I-I n-need to get
my laundry basket.
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I'll get it.
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- Here you go.
- Thanks.
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Hold it.
These are my whites.
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These are my darks.
Oh!
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And...these are my delicates.
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I-I've never seen you
wear clothes.
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I like having the option.
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Now, pay attention.
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The delicates
don't go in the machine.
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These are a 100% silk.
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They need to be hand washed.
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- Got it?
- I-I think.
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Repeat it back to me.
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Uh, d-darks, whites,
d-delicates.
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- What about the delicates?
- Uh, hand wash them?
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Oh, and I'm having a lady
friend over for dinner tonight.
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So here's a list
for the grocery store.
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Ooh, who are we having
d-dinner with?
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I'm having dinner
with my girlfriend.
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Now, if you'll excuse me
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I'm in the middle of something.
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It's fun having a roommate.
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Alright.
Let's see what we got here.
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crash
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Looks like we got
a big hole in the wall.
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Okay. So I guess I just need to
make a cut here and here.
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Then remove this part,
put in a slip coupler
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then somehow...
fix this whole wall.
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Pop in the ol' shelf,
and we're done. Easy.
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[whirring]
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Whoa!
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[creaks]
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I wonder if this beam
was important.
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[cracking]
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Hmm. Might need to get
a little more spackle.
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[creaking]
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[crash]
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Maybe a lot more spackle.
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[theme music]
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Happy b-birthday, Daffy!
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[gasps]
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D-do you like it?
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Hmm.
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♪ You've given me
a birthday gift ♪
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♪ You've really given
my day a lift ♪
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♪ Oh wow a childhood photo
of you and me ♪
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♪ But I have to tell you
something now ♪
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♪ And I'm trying to
find the words how ♪
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♪ While your gift
was thoughtful ♪
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♪ It was also chintzy ♪
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♪ I can remedy the situation ♪
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♪ And you can avoid
future humiliation ♪
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♪ If you would just follow
these gift-giving guidelines ♪
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♪ Buy me something
made of solid gold ♪
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♪ 'Cause this homemade sweater
leaves me cold ♪
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♪ Think in term of things
that are expensive ♪
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♪ A coffee mug
that says my best friend ♪
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♪ Will find a new home
in my trash bin ♪
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♪ And if you knit me a scarf ♪
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♪ I'll bury it
in the backyard ♪
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Now, pay attention.
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♪ Chintzy chintzy
chintzy chintzy ♪
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♪ Not chintzy ♪
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♪ Chintzy chintzy
chintzy chintzy ♪
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♪ Very chintzy ♪
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♪ This gift has a hot date ♪
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♪ With my shredder ♪
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♪ Buy me a Jacuzzi
filled with caviar ♪
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♪ Or a diamond-encrusted
rocket car ♪
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♪ And when in doubt
try a briefcase full of money ♪
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♪ Try to stay away
from arts and crafts ♪
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♪ I don't want your homemade
bubble bath ♪
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♪ And cookies are better when
they're made by professionals ♪
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♪ Buy me a ranch with
a thousand longhorn steers ♪
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♪ Or a mansion filled
with crystal chandeliers ♪
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♪ An M60A3 army tank ♪
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♪ Would be met
with heartfelt thanks ♪
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♪ Because that's something I
could drive to the supermarket ♪
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Oh, I get it.
256
00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:32,608
♪ Chintzy chintzy
chintzy chintzy ♪
257
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:33,943
- Not chintzy.
- Good.
258
00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:35,236
♪ Chintzy chintzy
chintzy chintzy ♪
259
00:11:35,319 --> 00:11:36,487
- Very chintzy
- Yes.
260
00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:38,322
♪ That's why I'm setting fire ♪
261
00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:40,616
♪ To the photo you gave me ♪
262
00:11:40,699 --> 00:11:43,702
♪ So I'm glad
I could help you out ♪
263
00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:46,789
♪ This is what
friendship's all about ♪
264
00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:48,791
♪ But the next gift
that you bring ♪
265
00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:52,211
♪ Should require a trailer ♪
266
00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:54,880
♪ So before a new day dawns ♪
267
00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,800
♪ Maybe cash in your
savings bonds ♪
268
00:11:57,883 --> 00:12:00,177
♪ And buy me a present ♪
269
00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:01,512
♪ That is not ♪
270
00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:06,392
♪ Chintzy-y-y-y ♪♪
271
00:12:07,351 --> 00:12:08,978
- Phew.
- 'Ahem.'
272
00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:11,021
You still owe me
a birthday present.
273
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,068
[instrumental music]
274
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:20,406
- Well, what do you think?
- Hmm.
275
00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:22,908
It's pretty nice, I guess.
276
00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,785
Maybe I could put
my hole over here.
277
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:25,995
What are you talking about?
278
00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:27,204
You don't have to live
in a hole.
279
00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:28,414
You got all this space.
280
00:12:28,497 --> 00:12:30,750
I don't know.
It seems so big.
281
00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:32,960
I could help you decorate.
Oh, it will be fun!
282
00:12:33,043 --> 00:12:35,337
I have a really great eye.
It's my left one.
283
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,465
My right eye's
just a regular eye.
284
00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:40,134
Oh, no, wait. I'm wrong.
My right eye is my great eye.
285
00:12:40,217 --> 00:12:43,179
My left eye has X-ray vision.
286
00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:45,431
Hey, my eyes are up here, okay?
287
00:12:45,514 --> 00:12:46,932
I can totally see through that.
288
00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,142
[wheels squeak]
289
00:12:48,225 --> 00:12:49,935
Doing a little home improvement?
290
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:51,687
Oh, you know.
291
00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:54,523
Just tinkering with
a few little projects.
292
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:57,985
'Nothing big,
just replacing the ceiling'
293
00:12:58,068 --> 00:13:01,572
an entire wall,
most of the floor.
294
00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:05,534
Maybe put in a new
support beam or two.
295
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:10,539
That'll be $2,865.43 cents.
296
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:11,957
Say what?
297
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:16,712
What do you think?
298
00:13:16,795 --> 00:13:19,507
I think I need to
get back to the gym.
299
00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:21,717
Not you, silly.
The mirror.
300
00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:24,845
Oh-oh! It's divine!
Is it Rococo?
301
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:26,722
No, no, no.
It's Baroque.
302
00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:30,643
But a Baroque mirror
is seven years' bad luck.
303
00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:31,769
[both giggle]
304
00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:32,978
[bell dings]
305
00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:35,648
- Ooh. Nice bell.
- May we help you?
306
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,566
Hi! Yes. Hello. Hi.
307
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,777
I am decorating an apartment
308
00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:42,238
for a dear, dear friend of mine.
309
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:44,448
Ooh, whatever can you
tell us about him?
310
00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:50,412
Um, well, he's a mouse
named Speedy Gonzalez.
311
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,623
I think he might wear a hat.
312
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:56,544
Well, we just received
some lovely pieces from Spain.
313
00:13:56,627 --> 00:14:00,256
This particular chest of drawers
is 18th Century Mahogany.
314
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:02,967
Notice the burled
walnut inset panels.
315
00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:05,553
Oh, I don't know.
It's not really speaking to me.
316
00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:08,430
Oh, well, perhaps
Senor Gonzalez would prefer
317
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,266
something a little more modern.
318
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:13,936
I am positively obsessed
with this mid-century sofa.
319
00:14:15,854 --> 00:14:19,400
No. This isn't really
speaking to me, either.
320
00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:20,776
[gasps]
Ooh!
321
00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:24,572
Now, this is speaking to me.
322
00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:27,825
Hmm? Oh, thank you.
323
00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:29,910
That's very flattering,
but I have a boyfriend.
324
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:31,954
He just won the Nobel Prize.
325
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:33,414
Besides, you're not
really my type.
326
00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:36,458
You're too tall.
And you're an armoire.
327
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,043
So.. Huh?
328
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,879
Oh, an arm-wah.
Excuse me!
329
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:43,382
Blah, blah, blah,
I'm from France.
330
00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:49,179
Well, uh, what about this?
It arrived this morning.
331
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:50,723
Look, I appreciate
what you're trying to do
332
00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:53,267
but you don't know Speedy
like I know Speedy.
333
00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:55,644
I know you think you do,
because you're all mice.
334
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:56,895
- We're gophers.
- We're gophers.
335
00:14:56,979 --> 00:15:00,190
Oh. Is that different?
336
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:02,776
Just take a look.
It's Italian Baroque.
337
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,029
- Isn't it exquisite?
- Hmm.
338
00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:08,657
It is nice.
And Speedy is Italian.
339
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,785
Maybe this is Speedy!
340
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:13,287
[crash]
341
00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:14,997
Oh, you know what?
342
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,499
No, this,
this isn't Speedy.
343
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,168
Mm-mmm.
344
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:22,004
Yeah, I think I'm just
gonna keep looking around
345
00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:24,673
try few more stores and maybe
346
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,009
'some place that feels
more like him.'
347
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:28,302
[nervous chuckle]
348
00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:29,845
[bell dings]
349
00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:32,556
Oh, I do love that bell, though.
It's a great bell.
350
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:33,724
[bell dings]
351
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,812
Seven years isn't that long,
when you think about it.
352
00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:41,398
[slurping]
353
00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:52,660
What?
You don't like lobster bisque?
354
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:57,998
[scoffs]
I'll get you something else.
355
00:15:58,082 --> 00:16:00,626
Something for a less
refined palate.
356
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:02,419
[bell dings]
357
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:05,839
So, uh..
Where's Porky?
358
00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:09,385
How may I be-be
that-be of service?
359
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:12,471
Porky, what are you doing
in that outfit?
360
00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:13,889
(Daffy)
Don't engage the help.
361
00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:15,391
That better be
my bread and butter.
362
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:17,017
Yes, sir.
363
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,605
The lady doesn't like her soup.
364
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:23,524
Bring her something else.
365
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,569
There's nothing wrong
with the soup.
366
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:30,280
- The butter is hard!
- What?
367
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:34,660
I said, "The butter is hard."
368
00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:38,997
Because somebody
failed to let it soften
369
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:41,291
before serving dinner.
370
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:44,712
I'm sorry. I-I just got so busy
with the creme brulee.
371
00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:48,382
[stammers]
But you're not too
busy to make excuses!
372
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:50,634
Ow! That hurt!
373
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:53,178
I bet it hurt,
because it's hard!
374
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:54,972
Daffy!
375
00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:56,390
This doesn't concern you, Tina.
376
00:16:56,473 --> 00:16:58,392
This is between me
and my butler.
377
00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:02,229
He's not your butler!
Porky, you are not his butler.
378
00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:06,316
I-I know. I just..
I like having someone around.
379
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:10,446
Are these store-bought rolls?
380
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:13,449
- Ow!
- Of course you're saying "Ow!"
381
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:16,201
They're like rocks!
382
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:17,411
Ow!
383
00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:18,871
Porky, what are you doing?
384
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:20,998
You're letting him walk
all over you like this.
385
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:23,584
'This is your house!
Be a man.'
386
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,795
- Y-you're right.
- What?
387
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,923
I was s-sick of wearing this,
anyway.
388
00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:34,094
There.
That's better.
389
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,472
Well, if this dump
doesn't come with a butler
390
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:38,766
I might as well
go back to the old dump.
391
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:49,568
And I can tell
you put these in the dryer.
392
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:55,616
(Lola)
'Okay. In decorating
your apartment'
393
00:17:55,699 --> 00:17:58,786
'I had to ask myself,
"Who is Speedy Gonzalez?"'
394
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:00,746
What does Speedy Gonzalez want?
395
00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:02,498
What does Speedy Gonzalez need?
396
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:06,919
I had to get inside
the mind of Speedy Gonzalez.
397
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:09,421
It wasn't easy,
but I think I nailed it.
398
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:13,008
Speedy Gonzalez,
welcome home!
399
00:18:13,091 --> 00:18:14,802
[gasps]
'What do you think?'
400
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:17,054
(Speedy)
'Uh, yeah, it's, uh..'
401
00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:20,015
There's a lot of
little bells everywhere.
402
00:18:20,098 --> 00:18:22,184
These bells have little bells
inside the bells!
403
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:23,435
[dinging]
404
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:28,315
(Speedy)
You know, Lola, I appreciate
you doing all of this
405
00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:30,400
but I think I'm going to
go back to Senor Bugs.
406
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,027
I like my little
mouse hole there.
407
00:18:32,110 --> 00:18:33,570
It's got to be dry by now.
408
00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:35,030
But then
who's going to live here?
409
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,366
- You could.
- Me?
410
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:40,285
I don't know.
It's not really my taste.
411
00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:42,538
I guess I could make it work.
412
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:45,457
Get rid of some of this
Speedy Gonzalez influence.
413
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:50,879
- "Home sweet home."
- Ain't that the truth!
414
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:56,885
[whirring]
415
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,971
I got the shelf up!
416
00:19:04,768 --> 00:19:05,894
[theme music]
417
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:33,505
[popping]
418
00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:40,804
meep meep
419
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,673
[blows]
420
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,054
ting
421
00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:26,683
[blows]
422
00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:32,564
[creaking]
423
00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:38,278
thud
424
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:43,033
ting ting
425
00:20:43,116 --> 00:20:45,619
[whirring]
426
00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:56,463
screech
427
00:20:58,465 --> 00:21:00,133
meep meep
428
00:21:02,552 --> 00:21:03,595
[dramatic music]
429
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:14,731
crash
430
00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:17,192
meep meep
431
00:21:18,485 --> 00:21:19,903
[wind blowing]
432
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:23,657
[whirring]
433
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:27,244
[buzzing]
434
00:21:28,912 --> 00:21:30,831
[popping]
435
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,254
meep meep
436
00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:45,595
(Porky)
'I t-thought
your house was destroyed.'
437
00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:48,432
It was,
but I'm a Nobel Prize winner.
438
00:21:48,515 --> 00:21:50,267
I know how to fix a house.
439
00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:52,060
Okay. Fixed the house.
440
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,937
Let me know if you
need anything else.
441
00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:55,605
[door opens and shuts]
442
00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:59,151
Well, she fixed the house,
but I put up the shelf.
443
00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:01,528
crash
444
00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:05,741
[theme music]
445
00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:32,517
I'll just wear it.